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chrishotrod2000: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!! I was not expecting him to whip out that big fucking uncut snake! I want to drop to my knees and worship it!
so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.
30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 14 (Genderswap) Day 13 - Day 15 CHRIST THIS TOOK TOO LONG i’ll post most of those little artworks while working on the next one 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Not The Girl You Think You Know...: I would like to state my opinion about the bullshit people call "shipping".
valeriejeanandkathleen: I think I may have reblogged this already, but if I have, I’d like to use this moment to express my disappointment in everything ever. there’s got to be some sort of petition or something for Roy Brown, right?
angelicly-devilish: awayed: spaycee: haventhadenough: YOURE SO FUCKING PERFECT JESUS CHRIST LIKE YORU FACE AND YOUE EYES AND YOUR MOTH AND YOUR ASMILE AND YOUR LIPS AND YOUR PIERCINGS And YOUR ARMS AND YOUR CLOTHES and YOUR HaIr and eVERYTHING ABOT
Wise words like this need 2 b shared 4 the sake of all people, ESPECIALLY the people who call them selves Christian. Personally i do remember Him throwing out a group of thieves though… Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and
ah well ok another month another time for me to do an ask lemontwist blog for like 3 seconds let’s do the thing ???? really??? ok who dis no??? no
T’Challa: “Carol get the fucking message you’re wrong!”Carol: “But Ulysses told me that Miles is eeeeeviiiiiil we should lock him up”Goddammit Carol.BTW guys, i know that a lot of you are new to my tumblr, so the thing goes like this, every
We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?
I like Jesus, I just don’t like the way they used and abused him (friends of Jesus they say) DMNC RMX http://dombarra.tumblr.com
galacticponycafe: Halley holy fucking goddamn jesus christ
tigerator: the worst part about my ‘funnies’ tag being #christ is that on days like easter and christmas my minced oaths look more like blasphemy & i’m not here to get called out by chris cross over “how dare you tag that meme as Our Lord
iloonylovegood: faranae: I like to imagine the gang can let and act like mature adults when they think Papy isn’t around. Based on this post! 😂
megbiediger: Informercials Trying to Be Relatable Like…
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
wackcauldron: peccatopotpourri: cisnowflake: wackcauldron: south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact
blackrebelz: auntiewanda: cumbler-tumbler: star-of-wormwood: stfumras: Holy shit Racist Cartoon In Australian Paper they white-washed naomi osaka too, unbelievable This is outrageous. How can someone draw a cartoon like this in this day
transpunkspacejunk:be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
transpunkspacejunk: be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
therainbowcrowe: transpunkspacejunk: be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality. I thought this was gonna turn into something gross, but
chipsprites: Everyone: Pokémon Origins & Geneations were so good, make more content like that!The Pokémon company, giving Pikachu terf bangs and pretending not to hear anything:
crimewave420: These are actual lyrics someone is paying me money to record and mix and master I just cannot believe….that….this is a real song someone sat down and wrote and was like “yeah, yeah this will really kill the rap game”
styleshr: Christ.. no wonder you never came back.
Is having a power strip surrounded by umbrellas a fire hazard? Because that’s what it looks like behind this desk right now.
catrocketship: Seems like everyone is having a grumpy week so here, have some walrus kisses.
askthefieldtactician: “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. “—C.S.Lewis
kaner-con-queso: boston-strong-forever: ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT
zeeewa: where do you even buy shoes like that, you mismatched loser
hellaoptile: you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine
textsfromdramaticalmurder: Jesus christ Ren, hurry up and do him already. =w= -Kai
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
gallifreyburning: posythorne: Can we leave soon, Rose? #it’s remarkable rose thinks how much his #i am going to fuck you face #looks so much like his oncoming storm face #and it’s every bit as nuanced #the way she can tell that right now it
nintendofunclub: volvata: these kinds of people should be turned into fertilizer♪♪♪ that’s fucking awful jesus christ. It’s extremely illegal to make false claims to CPS, which this would be even if she thought it were true. I’m
butts-with-bro-shades: saiderp: agentofprospit: derpekhale: lsdemon: infecting america it’s like i’m watching a zombie virus jesus christ The spread of an infection The Walmart virus the thing that turned my life into a nightmare
sixpenceee: STIGMATA Ok I tried to find the least gory pictures. Stigmata is basically when someone whose a really devout Christian actually develops Christ-like wounds on their body. This isn’t self-inflicted, it kind of just happens. It just appears
thesolitaryghost: brigwife: stravaganza: fawkeshound: scruffythegodofthunder: the-merry-rochesterian: korraavaatu: Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10} ———► Dame Maggie Smith Dame Maggie Smith is flawless. christ I saw this post
joshuas-sex-giggle replied to your post: joshuas-sex-giggle replied to your post: there’s a… thats kinky omfg i diDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-
chekhovzgun: *looks like a douche*
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: shittyidea: An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up Okay but like, imagine how horrific that would be if you died unexpectedly before you could turn off that setting?Everyday your grieving
splitbricks: i refuse to believe that noiz’s piercing holes closed up that quickly, no matter whaT CANON SAYS (ESPECIALLY GAUGE HOLES, CHRIST)
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
okay but like out the words aoba and flexible into a sentence and nine times out of ten i’ll start crying.
lilbitwhit: bisaxuals: wanderfckinglust: bisaxuals: What was this about???? Lmao She tried to do a “I’m not racist, i have black friends!” but it failed miserable Oh my god Is asap rocky literally saying “we’re not friends like that”
cosmic-artsu: christ I love this new kitty lingerie trend going around (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Niggas wanna look at me sideways when I say I'm a titty man. Like I don't love ass. Y'all don't get it. If titties was God, then booty would be Jesus Christ.
just wanted to say that i am happy, eating oatmeal, and enjoying my first day off in a week. my mind is still a little vicious shit sometimes but nothing has happened outside of that in a bad way. i have been living at work and i’m tired though
mwagneto:ive never been religious and i don’t like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can’t stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god
onlyblackgirl: trebled-negrita-princess: When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time?
drewwilsonphoto: she can’t bare to look at me now, but Jesus Christ it sounded like waves crashing on the beach when she would brush her hair.
dragonhearted-clevergirl: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: charismatic-hothead: gay-things-and-stuff: gay-things-and-stuff: caroldanvers-ismywife: How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the
zanzando: SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara Remember that one time
groddy-gravy: sometimes I wonder why I have only three friends but I do shit like this and I’m like “oh, right”
stevenuniversequotes: Let me tell you something Mr.Universe.. I think you can do it but it won’t work if you dance like Pearl. You have to dance like you..you have to fuse your way..get open..get honest, invent yourselves together.. *wink* that’s
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
